“Dad Jokes” Printable Beer Labels

Dad is Rad

Let’s hear it for the dads out there! The ones that love, laugh, and guide. The strong ones, the present ones, the caring ones.

They deserve something special and fun for Father’s Day!

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What My Husband Really Wants for Father’s Day

Whenever a holiday is coming up and “Mr. PearTreeHome” is asked what he would like as a gift, I can usually count on him to say, “alcohol.”

I’m not sure WHY living with me creates this automatic response….ahem. Although, come to think of it, he didn’t start asking for adult beverages for presents until AFTER we had kids. (So there. It wasn’t me. Must have been our 2nd child that did it. Wink.)

He’d also love some of these fancy noise cancelling headphones, but a 6-pack is more aligned to my budget…ha!

Dad Jokes for Father’s Day

I’m not gonna lie. “Dad jokes” are right up my alley.

Corny? CHECK! Silly? CHECK! Yep…perfect humor for me! So they aren’t just “dad jokes” they are rad jokes. (See what I did there?)

And if you aren’t a fan of the corny puns and witty one-liners, maybe you can give ol’ Dad a pass this one day a year (and provide him with some new joke “material” on Father’s Day with these free printable beer labels).

Printable Beer Labels

Each of the 6 printable beer labels has a different “dad joke” on it, giving Dad SIX new jokes to toss around. (That might just DOUBLE his joke repertoire- you’re welcome.)

So not only can “happy hour” be happier for dad (drinking an adult beverage of his liking), but also for YOU- you get to hear the corny and witty jokes on each bottle. (**Please drink responsibly. After a little while, if you think Dad is laughing a little too hard at these jokes, it might be time to count how many bottles are left in his gift….)

Free Beer Printables You Can Print at Home

Here is an image of what will print after you download the free printable beer labels from the Printable Resource Library.

To fit on your beer bottles, these will need to be trimmed.

Trimming is super quick and easy with a handy paper cutter.

Here is what the printables look like after you trim them up. (TIP: you do NOT need to cut the sides of the beer bottle labels. Just the top and bottom.)

After you get your labels trimmed, all you need to do is tape them to the bottle. It doesn’t get any easier than THAT!

[Note: I used bottles that had not been refrigerated yet, so there would be no issues with condensation and paper.]

Father’s Day Beer Labels for the WIN

Happy Father’s Day! And as the labels say, “It’s not beer…it’s a wheat smoothie!”